Brian’s Column: “England Gasps”

Sung to the Roger Miller tune “England Swings” ca. 1966

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To my health-freedom warrior lady and all her warrior friends in Nottingham, England: 

England gasps, like a chokin’ man do,
worse thanks to Bo’s chipper Lockemdown Two.
Woke maskers march to the chime o’ Big Ben,
pallid blue cheeks on their smothered children.

Ferguson’s false models and Billy G’s vax trash
execute the blueprint for the globalist haute crash,
wiping out the indie class, imprisoning us all,
the sole deadly threat a ‘between the ears’ spitball.

So free ’em, Jolly Ol’, before the day is done,
cheaply cure the real bug, walk proudly in the sun.
Break the chains, the chainers: middle, high, and low,
‘gallows’ for the high ones, England swears “no mo’.”

Chorus as desired…

England gasps, like a chokin’ man do,
worse thanks to Bo’s chipper Lockemdown Two.
Woke maskers march to the chime o’ Big Ben,
pallid blue cheeks on their smothered children.

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